- Watch the sunset together
- Kiss in the rain
- Just sleep together in each others arms
- Find a secluded place to lie and watch the stars
- Wear no underwear and let them discover that fact
- Leave little notes in pockets when they are not looking
- Dance together
- Say sweet things in other languages
- Write a love letter and mail it
- Place and light candles that form "I LOVE YOU"
- Walk hand in hand in the rain
- Give an antique mirror with a note that says "In this mirror you will see the image of the most beautiful woman in the world"
- While out together find a smooth rock and save it without them knowing. Later have the date and a messge put on rock and give as a gift.
- While in the park, visit the swings, pus her on one like you were little kids
- Photocopy your hand and fax/email/mail a copy to partner with message of "Do you want to hold hands"
- Find her favorite childhood storybook and read it to her while in bed
- Never forget the good night kiss and always say sweet dreams
- Look after her while she is sick
- Go to a carnival/fair and win her a prize
- Make a ransom note to send to them about their heart
- A candlelit jacuzzi soak
- Home made valentines
- Stash candy in secert spots when visiting, but in spots that they will find
- Pick wild flowers randomly to give
- Snuggle up and have a nap together
- Have a picnic together
- Have a halloween love ceremony
- Sing her to sleep with her favorite song
- Paint her toe nails
- Lightly kiss her collarbone, then jawline just below the ear, then whisper " I Love You"
Friday, December 17, 2010
My Top 30 Romantic Things
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
1 4. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me: GENETICS.
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me: WISDOM ..
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
1 4. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me: GENETICS.
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me: WISDOM ..
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Very Proud!
So this is my last Capitols post for a while. Sad but true, but at least its a good one.
After having a major bad day, Washington Capitols Brooks Laich helps 2 stranded ladies. The man and his team loses their chances of winning the holy grail this year and he stops to help change a tire. Very proud Capitols fan and an even prouder Canadian! Check the
Article here
And I love the chance to show off a shirtless Ovie I take it!
After having a major bad day, Washington Capitols Brooks Laich helps 2 stranded ladies. The man and his team loses their chances of winning the holy grail this year and he stops to help change a tire. Very proud Capitols fan and an even prouder Canadian! Check theArticle here
And I love the chance to show off a shirtless Ovie I take it!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Its 1:30 pm and I'm tried!!
So got up at 7am to get the boy off to school. Boy decides to take a shower, comes out in his towel and decides to run around my house naked looking for clothes! I mean he\s 9 he should know better and good thing monster was still sleeping or I would have had 2 naked munchkins! Hubby is working so G-ma took him to school , which he loves when G-ma does! It was freaking cold outside! I mean come on its the end of April where is the SUN!
Woke the little monster at 9am for gymnastics. She did not want to take a bath which she needs every morning due to her curly unruly hair! So, we fought to get her as usual. Finally got her in and she got out 2 secs later. Made her wash her hair and got her ready to go. She totally loves gymnastics. I think she is a natural. Hubby says no shes just young and flexible. Well she is 2. OK so her class is 45 minutes and until she is 3 I have to stay with her. so by the end I am huffing and puffing and she is fine. Its 1:30 and I am tried! I want to nap and monster is bouncing around full of energy! UGH!!! My day will not end until 9 or so tonight. Please Mr.Sandman can I have a nappy???Monday, April 26, 2010
Seriously...The Butterfly! **Warning Sexual Content**
The butterfly vibrator is a best clitoral sex toy featuring a vibrator body in the shape of a butterfly and straps attached to it for wearing on the waist and thighs. The name of this vibrator was taken from shape of a butterfly with wings providing the stimulation of clitoris and labia. Butterfly is made of soft pliable silicone or jelly material that creates the soft touch for the most delicate areas of female body - clitoris and labia. They are type of hands-free vibrator for women only that is designed to stimulate the clitoris.
Sex toy creators always think about the pleasure of the users that depends much on the comfort and convenience that this or that sex toy provides but butterfly vibrator, when strapped on its back is pressed up against the woman’s body, this allows the wings to make contact with a greater amount of sensitive area than one solid shape would. Women like to wear butterfly vibrators for lots of different reasons. Without having to hold the toy in place a woman can use her hands to touch other parts of her or a partner's body. During intercourse, a hands-free vibe can be just the thing if your hands are needed to brace yourself or prop yourself up. Most standard, compact shapes allow the vibrations to only stimulate the clitoris itself, none of the surrounding area.
Types of Butterfly Vibrators:
The typical butterfly vibrators
These vibrators are the standard in butterfly vibrators, with straps and either an on/off switch or a control panel that you hold in your hand, attached by a wire. Most butterfly vibrators that you will find are placed in this category
Remote control butterfly vibrator
In as much as these are similar to the standard butterfly vibrators there is one very important difference. As you’ve probably guessed, these vibrators have a wireless control panel. Since there are no wires, these make great toys for couples and solo play in public locations. If you need a little relaxation while at work these will certainly do the trick. The one major drawback is that the vibrator battery can’t be contained in the controller which adds some weight and bulk to the body of this vibrator.
Butterfly with anal and/or vaginal stimulator's
This is a butterfly vibrator with a dildo or butt plug attached to the body. In some cases, there are both stimulator's attached giving a user the double penetration of the most sensitive erogenous zones: clitoris, anal and vaginal walls.
Butterfly Vibrator in Use
The category of clitoral vibrators will not be so full without the Butterfly Vibrator - a sex toy used for diversifying the love plays. There are a great number of erotic situations, where it can be applied successfully delivering a variety of pleasures to users and their partners. A butterfly vibrator is a small clitoral sex toy with a set of straps that hold it in place. The straps are worn on the waist or thighs and allow the vibrator to stay in place. Butterfly's soft wings cover snugly the clitoris and labia delivering the waves of pleasure and excitement.
Want to know where to get a Butterfly? Just click the word Butterfly , it will take you to LeLuv
Sex toy creators always think about the pleasure of the users that depends much on the comfort and convenience that this or that sex toy provides but butterfly vibrator, when strapped on its back is pressed up against the woman’s body, this allows the wings to make contact with a greater amount of sensitive area than one solid shape would. Women like to wear butterfly vibrators for lots of different reasons. Without having to hold the toy in place a woman can use her hands to touch other parts of her or a partner's body. During intercourse, a hands-free vibe can be just the thing if your hands are needed to brace yourself or prop yourself up. Most standard, compact shapes allow the vibrations to only stimulate the clitoris itself, none of the surrounding area.
Types of Butterfly Vibrators:
The typical butterfly vibrators
These vibrators are the standard in butterfly vibrators, with straps and either an on/off switch or a control panel that you hold in your hand, attached by a wire. Most butterfly vibrators that you will find are placed in this category
Remote control butterfly vibrator
In as much as these are similar to the standard butterfly vibrators there is one very important difference. As you’ve probably guessed, these vibrators have a wireless control panel. Since there are no wires, these make great toys for couples and solo play in public locations. If you need a little relaxation while at work these will certainly do the trick. The one major drawback is that the vibrator battery can’t be contained in the controller which adds some weight and bulk to the body of this vibrator.
Butterfly with anal and/or vaginal stimulator's
This is a butterfly vibrator with a dildo or butt plug attached to the body. In some cases, there are both stimulator's attached giving a user the double penetration of the most sensitive erogenous zones: clitoris, anal and vaginal walls.
Butterfly Vibrator in Use
The category of clitoral vibrators will not be so full without the Butterfly Vibrator - a sex toy used for diversifying the love plays. There are a great number of erotic situations, where it can be applied successfully delivering a variety of pleasures to users and their partners. A butterfly vibrator is a small clitoral sex toy with a set of straps that hold it in place. The straps are worn on the waist or thighs and allow the vibrator to stay in place. Butterfly's soft wings cover snugly the clitoris and labia delivering the waves of pleasure and excitement.
Want to know where to get a Butterfly? Just click the word Butterfly , it will take you to LeLuv
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Stanley cup playoffs ( GO CAPS GO !!) are underway and I just haven't had time to do any videos for me. I did do one about a week or 2 ago. For Glamour Doll Eyes and Makeupnshoes contest. This contest is awesome, basially its bout how not to wear makeup and the prizes are cool like MAC gift cards and Glamour Doll shadows. If you do not know about Glamour Doll get over to http://www.glamourdolleyes.com/ . Anywho I made a fool of myself for the fun of it. take a look it is on my youtube!
Don't for get to check me out on Twitter www.twitter.com/chjoed and on Youtube www.youtube.com/user/chjoed
Later Gators!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Welcome!
Well, here we go. Welcome to my blog. I hope this will be a place where you can feel comfortable and we can grow together. So to your right that is me, name is Chrissy. I am a 29 year old married mother of 2. I love makeup, hair, girlie things and hockey.Yes Hockey. Huge Washington Capitols fan, Ovie all the way! Which around my small Southwestern Ontario, Canada town that does not fly really well. Its either the Red Wings or the Maple Leafs. I say BOO to all those people! You can find me on Twitter and Youtube as Chjoed. I take requests and love hearing about you tips and tricks as well as sharing my own. Please feel free to hit me up on Twitter, Youtube or here for requests or anything for that matter. Later Gators
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